Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Quote of the Day:

Top Ten Bush Tax Proposals

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

-Senator John Kerry, on The Late Show with David Letterman, September 20, 2004

2 Comments:

At September 21, 2004 at 9:18 AM, Blogger beastofsound said...

Thanks for posting the list. Old geezer that I've become, Letterman is past my bedtime.

 
At September 22, 2004 at 12:46 PM, Blogger M. Compton said...

Absolutely! Glad to be of service.

 

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